Code Orange

I now associate the color orange with 3 things: pumpkins, Hermes and heightened alert. So I'm in panic mode code orange today. I was watching TV and saw a commercial regarding a class action law suit against the manufacture of my birth control (BC). My BC is associated with increased risks of several serious conditions, such as: myocardial infarction, thromboembolism, stroke, hepatic neoplasia, gallbladder disease, hypertension, tender breasts, mood swings, depression, weight gain, edema, and others. I am getting off of this ASAP!

Of course up until I saw the commerical, I had none of the side effects. But immediately after watching, I've convinced myself that the tingling in my right foot could be a sign of something! To triage my alleged side effect until I visit the doctor, I'm relying on the tussin'. You know, Robitussin Cough Syrup. When pain appears I always ask myself, What Would Chris Rock Do? Duh....take tussin'......