What Not To Wear

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I happen to catch a glimpse of Lindsay Lohan's court outfit. It was definitely a "things that make you go hmmm" moment for me. She did pick a good color—white signifies purity and innocence. This dress wouldn't have been my choice for court, but then again I'm not trying to snag a $2500 necklace. I was sure the media meant $25K. I mean you post bail for $40K, but can't pay for a $2500 necklace?? confusing.

Maybe next time she will take inspiration from Janet Jackson's menswear look: